Father Christmas is a TOTAL Daddy
Santa – who you may know from such classics as your chimney, Miracle on 34th Street, that grotto down the Arndale Centre and kissing yo Mamma underneath the mistletoe – has come out as gay.
Like, finally! Not only that, but he’s decided to shove his big gay agenda down all our throats in order to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Norway’s decriminalisation of homosexuality, which is our favourite kind of decriminalisation.
Dressed down in fetching vermilion during an advert for Posten - which is like our Royal Mail, only they probably get their shizzle on time - Santa is seen courting a comely man each Christmas Eve over the course of, well, years. They do say ‘treat them mean, keep them keen!’ after all.
But then, one deep and crisp and even Christmas Eve, Santa decides to follow his heart and pack in the day job so he can be with the man he loves. And let Posten do all that schlepping about on sleighs instead. Smart move.
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